I have long been a fan of the odd things in life... Pregnant brides, people with big gaps in their front teeth, tattoos... lots of tattoos, lowbrow art, and the weird sexual tension in the three-way that is Tim Burton, Johnny Depp and Helena Bonham-Carter. How you ask does this affect you, you ask? Well my friend, Kustom Kulture is on the rise and I'm going to help you get in on the ground floor.
The tattooed shall inherit the earth, and when we do, you should really be on board (ideally a skateboard, but whatever works).
I'm 30, I've travelled to seventeen countries, married a sailor and have a child with a fire-red Afro... I'm cool, and as Kermit will tell you, It's not easy being cool...finding an 'Original vintage' t-shirt these days (not one manufactured to look vintage) is no mean feat. Discovering a REALLY cool band who rock out harder in their garage than Warrant rocked MY Cherry Pie, a miracle in this manufactured monstrosity of a music industry. The death of popular music... the day I heard The Black Eyed Peas 'I've got a feeling' and tried to dig my own eardrums out with a spoon.
Bottom line... Here in my Guide to Cooler Living, you will find the best and brightest of everything I deem to be COOL. Read it, live it, love it, and you too can jump on my Kustom Candy-Apple Chevy ride to Cool Town - Population... Me, Benji Madden, Roller-girls and Tight (or baggy) Jeans on tattooed men, B-Grade slasher movies starring Bruce Campbell and.... (wait for it)... Tom the Leopard Man. If you thought I was going to say you, give me some credit... this is not a cheese factory ; )
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Loves the work. You rock girl. Keep it up
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