Wednesday, May 5, 2010

THE CUSP REVOLIUTION


Introducing the most fabulous fast food perversion since fat kids topped their pizza with ice-cream. It's a little bit breakfast and a little bit lunch. It's the perfect postmodern pattie and it exists (though unofficially) for a mere sliver of time between 10:29am and 10:31am daily at McDonalds... It is THE CUSP BURGER!!!

This magical combo was created by a Sydney couple and has spread like poison running through Alice Cooper's veins... It even has it's own Facebook page where Cusp fans post photos of their Cusp creations!

How to CUSP: To begin, you will need some serious balls because you will have to approach the  breakfast shift staff at McDonalds and get them on board (this may well be the first time they have ever heard of such revolutionary burger construction).

Secondly, select an appropriate item from the breakfast menu, say, the pattie from a Sausage and Egg McMuffin , then select a suitable Cusp match from the lunch menu - In this case, a Cheeseburger.

Finally, have your Cusp Enabler (cooperative McDonalds staffer), combine the two selections into one meal - There you have THE CUSP BURGER!

Another winning combo is a breakfast hash brown and a Grand Angus Burger, but the possibilities are endless! Jump on their Facebook page, CUSP BUSTERS, and join the revolution!

*This is not an official McDonalds menu item. No copyright infringement is intended in this blog, this is just one humble opinion about a kick-ass meal. 

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